Wine Captions For Instagram (197+ Captions)

by Philip Thompson
23 June, 2023

We all love a good glass of wine, don’t we?

But how do we tell the rest of the world that we know our Pinot Grigio from our Pinot Noir?

Here’s some inspiration for your next instagram post to help you caption that perfect wine pic you snapped last week and let everyone know you’re on your way to becoming the life and sommelier of the party!

Wine Captions For Instagram

Having problems summarising exactly how much wine means to you in a single sentence?

Fear not, these short and sweet wine themed captions will work wonders on your next Instagram post.

You worked so hard drinking the wine and taking the photos, let us help you find a caption that perfectly sums up your latest wine adventure and let the likes and comments roll on in.

Red Wine Captions

Nothing says comfort like a glass of red wine, unless a perfectly written instagram caption can do the job better?

Some red to starve off the Monday blues
You had me at Merlot
You had me at Bordeaux
Cabernet? More like, caber-yay

White Wine Captions

We all love a glass of white wine, but how can you make yours stand out from the crowd?

Maybe these captions can do the trick:

Here for the right riesling
Chardonnay or should I go?
Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
Everything happens for a riesling, right?
White wine all the time.

Rose Wine Captions

It’s not summer until the clock strikes Rose and the pink wine snaps become a recurring image on our Instagram feeds.

Why not try some of these rose hued captions out for size this summer?

Looking at the world through rosé colored glasses
Rosé vibes and good times
Pour the rosé and let the good times flow
Rosé & Slay
Roses are red, violets are blue, but rosé is the best hue
Weekend plans— rays & rosé!
Pretty in pink Sippin' on sunshine and rosé
Will you accept this rosé?
Rosé all day
Sunset sips and rosé kisses
Rosé the day away
On Wednesdays, we drink pink
Keep calm and drink rosé
Pink is my signature color
Life's a picnic, and rosé is the perfect pairing
If you don’t like rosé, you have pour taste
Cheers to rosé, the ultimate summer elixir
Where there’s a will, there’s rosé
Every hour is happy hour with a glass of rosé
Yes way, rosé
Life is better with a little rosé sparkle
Rosé season is every season
In a world full of choices, choose rosé

Sparkling Wine Captions

There's no better way to celebrate than with a glass of sparkling wine, but what sparkling wine caption would be the cherry on this celebratory cake?

Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a big bottle of champagne
Good things happen to those who drink bubbly
Hell is a fridge with no champagne.
I’ve found the key to happiness: stay away from stupid people and open a bottle of champagne
No pain, no champagne
Today’s cardio: running out of champagne
I meant to behave, but there were too many other options and a lot of champagne.
Don’t worry about calling me, just pop a cork loud enough and I’ll come running.
You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.
I’ll be there in a prosecco!

Mulled Wine Captions

The warmth and the spice of Mulled wine tells you one thing: the holidays are here! Now to let everyone else know with these Mulled Wine instagram captions:

Romantic Wine Captions

If Paris is the city of love then perhaps French wine is the drink of love, too? Let everyone know you're feeling the romance with your wine with these romantic wine captions:

I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
Love the wine you’re with
Love at first sip
Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.

Funny Wine Captions

There’s nothing better than a good wine pun, is there?

We’ve compiled a list of our favourite wine puns below to help you bring a smile to everyone's face as they’re scrolling through they’re feed.

Can’t complain, things are pretty grape.
I was going to use a wine pun, but I’ll leave it corked.
I always make grape decisions
Did you know that two glasses of wine per day can reduce giving a s**t?
The bottle says 4 servings, but my heart says one!
Rated R for Really Boozy, starring me!
Back that glass up.
Pick your poi-zin
Drinking wine is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get.
If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking a glass of wine. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
The problem with the world is that everyone is just a few drinks behind.
The conversation is always better with a glass of wine
I chill harder than you party
Another glass? Wine not!
Tonight’s forecast- 100% chance of wine
Wine is the answer, what was the question?
To me, drink responsibly means don’t spill it
Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand
Keep your friends close & your glass of wine closer
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to food
You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!
Working nine to wine.

Clever Wine Captions

Nothing says wine intellectual more than a perfectly chosen wine quote to go alongside the wine centred snaps from your latest holiday. Here are some of our favourites:

Some red to starve off the Monday blues
Wine flies when you’re having fun
Read between the wines
Age is just a number… unless you’re a glass of wine
Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice… I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
It’s not good to keep things bottled up.
Heard it on the grapevine
When life hands you lemons, trade them for grapes
Not wine-ing about this situation
Wine o’clock
Whatever you do, pour yourself into it.
Cheers to pour decisions.
Partner in WINE
My day just went from super to sip-erb real quick
Keep your friends close & your glass of wine closer
Wine + dinner = winner
Time to wine down
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Wine not?
Wine and chill

Holiday Wine Captions

There’s a wine for every occasion, and there’s a wine caption for every holiday, too:

Some red to starve off the Monday blues
Don’t chase anything, but drinks and dreams

Wine Vineyard Captions

The only thing your picturesque vineyard photos are missing is the perfect wine-themed caption to summarise it up, so you can reminisce about this perfect moment for years to come.

Tasting our way through the vineyard
Exploring a vineyard is like signing up for an adult field trip that involves wine. Count me in.
Does this vineyard make my cup look big?
Take notes. I’m about to show you how a pro strolls through a vineyard.
There’s no such thing as being lost in a vineyard. You’re always in the right place.
Vineyard is my favorite 'V' word

Wine Tasting Captions

Okay so you’ve just aced your first wine tasting and now it's time to let all your friends know that you officially drink like a pro. But what to caption it? Here are some of our favourite wine tasting captions:

Tasting our way through the vineyard
Exploring a vineyard is like signing up for an adult field trip that involves wine. Count me in.
Does this vineyard make my cup look big?
Take notes. I’m about to show you how a pro strolls through a vineyard.
There’s no such thing as being lost in a vineyard. You’re always in the right place.
Vineyard is my favorite 'V' word
Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!

Full Wine Caption List

Here for the right riesling
Pick your poi-zin
Can’t complain, things are pretty grape.
I was going to use a wine pun, but I’ll leave it corked.
I always make grape decisions
You had me at Merlot
You had me at Bordeaux
Wine flies when you’re having fun
Read between the wines
Chardonnay or should I go?
Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
Cabernet? More like, caber-yay
Everything happens for a riesling, right?
Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please.
Don’t chase anything, but drinks and dreams
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
Did you know that two glasses of wine per day can reduce giving a shit?
Shopaholic? Nah, just stimulating the economy
The bottle says 4 servings, but my heart says one!
Rated R for Really Boozy, starring me!
People say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a big bottle of champagne
I’ve found the key to happiness: stay away from stupid people and open a bottle of champagne
Drinking wine is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get.
Back that glass up.
Good things happen to those who drink bubbly
Hell is a fridge with no champagne.
If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking a glass of wine. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
The problem with the world is that everyone is just a few drinks behind.
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by wine
Already looking out for the weekend
The conversation is always better with a glass of wine
I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
No Monday blues here… just red!
I chill harder than you party
Age is just a number… unless you’re a glass of wine
Another glass? Wine not!
No pain, no champagne
I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass!
Tonight’s forecast- 100% chance of wine
Today’s cardio: running out of champagne
Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice… I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
Extra long Mondays call for extra large glasses of wine. The end.
It’s not good to keep things bottled up.
Summer body meets full-bodied
Heard it on the grapevine
When life hands you lemons, trade them for grapes
Tasting our way through the vineyard
Not wine-ing about this situation
Love the wine you’re with
Exploring a vineyard is like signing up for an adult field trip that involves wine. Count me in.
Does this vineyard make my cup look big?
Take notes. I’m about to show you how a pro strolls through a vineyard.
There’s no such thing as being lost in a vineyard. You’re always in the right place.
Vineyard is my favorite 'V' word
Wine o’clock
Whatever you do, pour yourself into it.
Cheers to pour decisions.
I meant to behave, but there were too many other options and a lot of champagne.
Some red to starve off the Monday blues
Don’t worry about calling me, just pop a cork loud enough and I’ll come running.
Wine is the answer, what was the question?
Most problems aren’t problems. Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix!
Partner in WINE
To me, drink responsibly means don’t spill it
Money doesn’t buy happiness… unless you spend it on wine.
Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life… and then you realize you don’t have a glass of wine in your hand?
Currently on cloud wine
Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand
You can’t sip with us
My day just went from super to sip-erb real quick
Keep your friends close & your glass of wine closer
She wears short skirts / I eat pizza / she’s cheer captain/ I’m still eating pizza
Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting? She was just a little too saucy.
Wine + dinner = winner
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to food
Time to wine down
Home is where the wine and food is
I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.
I’m having fruit for dinner. Okay, it’s mainly grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, fine, I’m having wine for dinner.
Looking at the world through rosé colored glasses. (And sometimes red or white too)
Weekend plans— rays & rosé!
Rosé & Slay
Stop and smell the rosé
Rosé all day
Rosé the day away
I’m on cloud wine
Pretty in pink
Will you accept this rosé?
Pink is my signature color
If you don’t like rosé, you have pour taste
Where there’s a will, there’s rosé
Yes way, rosé
On Wednesdays, we drink pink
Home is where the wine is, so I’m definitely home here
Wine is my love language
It’s Wine o’clock!
Wine is bottled poetry
I decant even
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
Love at first sip
Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
Pinot Noir or GTFO
Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.
Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
Be there in a Prosecco
Put a cork in it!
Aged like a fine wine
Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.
Partners in wine
Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
I don’t complain, I just wine
I drink wine to sanitize my insides
Working nine to wine
Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow
Que Syrah, Syrah
Stop and smell the Rosé!
Everything happens for a Riesling
Yes way, Rosé!
Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?
Great minds drink alike!
Wine a little, laugh a lot
Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
When I sip, you sip, we sip
Cheers to pour decisions!
It’s just another Malbec Monday!
I’m so grapeful for you!
I’ll never be Bordeaux of you
On Cloud Wine
Hakuna Moscato: it means drink wine
Sip, Sip, Hooray!
When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression
But first, wine
In vino veritas
I like to cook with wine, sometimes it even makes it into the food
When you know, Pinot
Tonight’s Forecast? 99% chance of Wine!
Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love
Drink wine, feel fine
Red lips and wine sips
Uncork and unwind
Home is where the wine is
I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
Sip me baby one more time!
Age gets better with wine
I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
Take life one sip at a time
If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar
My birthstone is a wine cork
A day without wine is like….just kidding, I have no idea.
If you had to choose between drinking wine and being skinny, would you choose red, white, or rosé?
I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!
You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!
Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
Life is short, buy the good wine.
Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
They should put more wine in a bottle so there’s enough for two people
A true friend reaches for your hand…and puts a glass of wine in it.
Start the day with a smile and finish it with Champagne.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Champagne is always a good idea.
May all your pain be Champagne.
I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.
I came, I saw, I Concord
Blink if you want wine
Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.
I’m not a wine snob, I’m an awesommelier!
Let’s get Fizzical!
Do you know the way to Cabernet?
I’m gonna need a Napa after this.
Don’t Loire your standards.
You’re one in a Semillon!
Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.
I don’t give a sip!
Smile, there’s wine.
Wine and friends are a great blend.
You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.
It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.
I don’t get drunk, I get less classy and more fun.
Two to 3 glasses of wine a day reduces your risk of giving a shit.
So who is this “Moderation” everyone tells me to drink with?
Go Chard or go home!
You can’t sip with us.
Be kind, re-wine.
Wine: the glue keeping this shit show together.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
If you combine wine and dinner= Winner!
Wine flies when you’re having fun.
Wine me up and watch me go!
You’re Tannat of Ten!
Girls just wanna have wine!
One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.
I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.
Save water, drink wine
I don’t have a beer belly, I have a wine barrel.
Compromises are for relationships, not wine.
Wine not?
Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
Wine and chill
Wine is life.
Good friends and good wine
Save water, drink wine.
White wine all the time.
Wine flies when you are having fun
I need to re-wine my life.
Party now, adult later.
After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
I’ll be there in a prosecco!
Wine is my spirit animal.
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
I need a huge glass of wine.
Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
Always the right time for a glass of wine
But I’ve got a Blanc space baby
Wine-one-one my glass is empty
Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
Cozy nights are made for wine
Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?
Wine is the answer. What was the question?
Wine pairs nicely with good friends
Working nine to wine
Great minds drink alike
Slay all day then cabernet
Read between the wines
Vino Vidi Vici
The best way to learn about wine is by drinking
A nice glass of wine makes everything better
Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine
I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at wine
No wine left behind
It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere!
I’m on cloud wine.
Wine is a constant reminder that life is good
Red, wine, and booze
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world
Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
Life is too short to drink bad wine

Summary

With over 200 different quotes, captions and puns to choose from you now have everything you need to let your friends and family know exactly how much of a wine lover you are.

Your instagram need never be lacking in wine inspiration ever again, and you can even drop some of these quotes and puns into your next wine tasting event to really get the small talk going.

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