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    Wine Captions For Instagram

    Wine Captions for Instagram

    We all love a good glass of wine, don’t we?

    But how do we tell the rest of the world that we know our Pinot Grigio from our Pinot Noir?

    Here’s some inspiration for your next instagram post to help you caption that perfect wine pic you snapped last week and let everyone know you’re on your way to becoming the life and sommelier of the party!

    Wine Captions For Instagram

    Having problems summarising exactly how much wine means to you in a single sentence? 

    Fear not, these short and sweet wine themed captions will work wonders on your next Instagram post. 

    You worked so hard drinking the wine and taking the photos, let us help you find a caption that perfectly sums up your latest wine adventure and let the likes and comments roll on in.

    Red Wine Captions

    Nothing says comfort like a glass of red wine, unless a perfectly written instagram caption can do the job better?

    • Some red to starve off the Monday blues
    • You had me at Merlot
    • You had me at Bordeaux
    • Cabernet? More like, caber-yay

    White Wine Captions

    We all love a glass of white wine, but how can you make yours stand out from the crowd? 

    Maybe these captions can do the trick:

    • Here for the right riesling
    • Chardonnay or should I go?
    • Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
    • Everything happens for a riesling, right?
    • White wine all the time.

    Rose Wine Captions

    It’s not summer until the clock strikes Rose and the pink wine snaps become a recurring image on our Instagram feeds.

    Why not try some of these rose hued captions out for size this summer?

    • Looking at the world through rosé colored glasses
    • Rosé vibes and good times
    • Pour the rosé and let the good times flow
    • Rosé & Slay
    • Roses are red, violets are blue, but rosé is the best hue
    • Weekend plans— rays & rosé!
    • Pretty in pink Sippin' on sunshine and rosé
    • Will you accept this rosé?
    • Rosé all day
    • Sunset sips and rosé kisses
    • Rosé the day away
    • On Wednesdays, we drink pink
    • Keep calm and drink rosé
    • Pink is my signature color
    • Life's a picnic, and rosé is the perfect pairing
    • If you don’t like rosé, you have pour taste
    • Cheers to rosé, the ultimate summer elixir
    • Where there’s a will, there’s rosé
    • Every hour is happy hour with a glass of rosé
    • Yes way, rosé
    • Life is better with a little rosé sparkle
    • Rosé season is every season
    • In a world full of choices, choose rosé

    Sparkling Wine Captions

    There's no better way to celebrate than with a glass of sparkling wine, but what sparkling wine caption would be the cherry on this celebratory cake?

    • Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please.
    • You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
    • People say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a big bottle of champagne
    • Good things happen to those who drink bubbly
    • Hell is a fridge with no champagne.
    • I’ve found the key to happiness: stay away from stupid people and open a bottle of champagne
    • No pain, no champagne
    • Today’s cardio: running out of champagne
    • I meant to behave, but there were too many other options and a lot of champagne.
    • Don’t worry about calling me, just pop a cork loud enough and I’ll come running.
    • You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.
    • I’ll be there in a prosecco!

    Mulled Wine Captions

    The warmth and the spice of Mulled wine tells you one thing: the holidays are here! Now to let everyone else know with these Mulled Wine instagram captions:

    Romantic Wine Captions

    If Paris is the city of love then perhaps French wine is the drink of love, too? Let everyone know you're feeling the romance with your wine with these romantic wine captions:

    • I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
    • Love the wine you’re with
    • Love at first sip
    • Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love
    • We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.

    Funny Wine Captions

    There’s nothing better than a good wine pun, is there?

    We’ve compiled a list of our favourite wine puns below to help you bring a smile to everyone's face as they’re scrolling through they’re feed.

    • Can’t complain, things are pretty grape.
    • I was going to use a wine pun, but I’ll leave it corked.
    • I always make grape decisions
    • Did you know that two glasses of wine per day can reduce giving a s**t?
    • The bottle says 4 servings, but my heart says one!
    • Rated R for Really Boozy, starring me!
    • Back that glass up.
    • Pick your poi-zin
    • Drinking wine is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get.
    • If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking a glass of wine. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
    • The problem with the world is that everyone is just a few drinks behind.
    • The conversation is always better with a glass of wine
    • I chill harder than you party
    • Another glass? Wine not!
    • Tonight’s forecast- 100% chance of wine
    • Wine is the answer, what was the question?
    • To me, drink responsibly means don’t spill it
    • Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand
    • Keep your friends close & your glass of wine closer
    • I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to food
    • You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!
    • Working nine to wine.

    Clever Wine Captions

    Nothing says wine intellectual more than a perfectly chosen wine quote to go alongside the wine centred snaps from your latest holiday. Here are some of our favourites:

    • Some red to starve off the Monday blues
    • Wine flies when you’re having fun
    • Read between the wines
    • Age is just a number… unless you’re a glass of wine
    • Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice… I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
    • It’s not good to keep things bottled up.
    • Heard it on the grapevine
    • When life hands you lemons, trade them for grapes
    • Not wine-ing about this situation
    • Wine o’clock
    • Whatever you do, pour yourself into it.
    • Cheers to pour decisions.
    • Partner in WINE
    • My day just went from super to sip-erb real quick
    • Keep your friends close & your glass of wine closer
    • Wine + dinner = winner
    • Time to wine down
    • Wine flies when you’re having fun.
    • Wine not?
    • Wine and chill

    Holiday Wine Captions

    There’s a wine for every occasion, and there’s a wine caption for every holiday, too:

    • Some red to starve off the Monday blues
    • Don’t chase anything, but drinks and dreams

    Wine Vineyard Captions

    The only thing your picturesque vineyard photos are missing is the perfect wine-themed caption to summarise it up, so you can reminisce about this perfect moment for years to come.

    • Tasting our way through the vineyard
    • Exploring a vineyard is like signing up for an adult field trip that involves wine. Count me in.
    • Does this vineyard make my cup look big? 
    • Take notes. I’m about to show you how a pro strolls through a vineyard.
    • There’s no such thing as being lost in a vineyard. You’re always in the right place.
    • Vineyard is my favorite 'V' word

    Wine Tasting Captions

    Okay so you’ve just aced your first wine tasting and now it's time to let all your friends know that you officially drink like a pro. But what to caption it? Here are some of our favourite wine tasting captions:

    • Tasting our way through the vineyard
    • Exploring a vineyard is like signing up for an adult field trip that involves wine. Count me in.
    • Does this vineyard make my cup look big? 
    • Take notes. I’m about to show you how a pro strolls through a vineyard.
    • There’s no such thing as being lost in a vineyard. You’re always in the right place.
    • Vineyard is my favorite 'V' word
    • Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
    • I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!

    Full Wine Caption List

    • Here for the right riesling
    • Pick your poi-zin
    • Can’t complain, things are pretty grape.
    • I was going to use a wine pun, but I’ll leave it corked.
    • I always make grape decisions
    • You had me at Merlot
    • You had me at Bordeaux
    • Wine flies when you’re having fun
    • Read between the wines
    • Chardonnay or should I go?
    • Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine.
    • Cabernet? More like, caber-yay
    • Everything happens for a riesling, right?
    • Let’s get fizzical. Pass the prosecco, please.
    • Don’t chase anything, but drinks and dreams
    • You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now
    • Did you know that two glasses of wine per day can reduce giving a shit?
    • Shopaholic? Nah, just stimulating the economy
    • The bottle says 4 servings, but my heart says one!
    • Rated R for Really Boozy, starring me!
    • People say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer a big bottle of champagne
    • I’ve found the key to happiness: stay away from stupid people and open a bottle of champagne
    • Drinking wine is as close to a juice cleanse as I’ll ever get.
    • Back that glass up.
    • Good things happen to those who drink bubbly
    • Hell is a fridge with no champagne.
    • If at first you don’t succeed, try drinking a glass of wine. You’ll be amazed at how much less you care.
    • The problem with the world is that everyone is just a few drinks behind.
    • Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by wine
    • Already looking out for the weekend
    • The conversation is always better with a glass of wine
    • I enjoy long romantic walks down the wine aisle
    • No Monday blues here… just red!
    • I chill harder than you party
    • Age is just a number… unless you’re a glass of wine
    • Another glass? Wine not!
    • No pain, no champagne
    • I make wine disappear. What’s your superpower?
    • Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass!
    • Tonight’s forecast- 100% chance of wine
    • Today’s cardio: running out of champagne
    • Not all girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice… I’m made of sarcasm, wine, and everything fine.
    • Extra long Mondays call for extra large glasses of wine. The end.
    • It’s not good to keep things bottled up.
    • Summer body meets full-bodied
    • Heard it on the grapevine
    • When life hands you lemons, trade them for grapes
    • Tasting our way through the vineyard
    • Not wine-ing about this situation
    • Love the wine you’re with
    • Exploring a vineyard is like signing up for an adult field trip that involves wine. Count me in.
    • Does this vineyard make my cup look big?
    • Take notes. I’m about to show you how a pro strolls through a vineyard.
    • There’s no such thing as being lost in a vineyard. You’re always in the right place.
    • Vineyard is my favorite 'V' word
    • Wine o’clock
    • Whatever you do, pour yourself into it.
    • Cheers to pour decisions.
    • I meant to behave, but there were too many other options and a lot of champagne.
    • Some red to starve off the Monday blues
    • Don’t worry about calling me, just pop a cork loud enough and I’ll come running.
    • Wine is the answer, what was the question?
    • Most problems aren’t problems. Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix!
    • Partner in WINE
    • To me, drink responsibly means don’t spill it
    • Money doesn’t buy happiness… unless you spend it on wine.
    • Do you ever feel like something is missing in your life… and then you realize you don’t have a glass of wine in your hand?
    • Currently on cloud wine
    • Today’s forecast: 100 percent chance of a wine glass in my hand
    • You can’t sip with us
    • My day just went from super to sip-erb real quick
    • Keep your friends close & your glass of wine closer
    • She wears short skirts / I eat pizza / she’s cheer captain/ I’m still eating pizza
    • Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting? She was just a little too saucy.
    • Wine + dinner = winner
    • I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to food
    • Time to wine down
    • Home is where the wine and food is
    • I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.
    • I’m having fruit for dinner. Okay, it’s mainly grapes. Fermented grapes. Okay, fine, I’m having wine for dinner.
    • Looking at the world through rosé colored glasses. (And sometimes red or white too)
    • Weekend plans— rays & rosé!
    • Rosé & Slay
    • Stop and smell the rosé
    • Rosé all day
    • Rosé the day away
    • I’m on cloud wine
    • Pretty in pink
    • Will you accept this rosé?
    • Pink is my signature color
    • If you don’t like rosé, you have pour taste
    • Where there’s a will, there’s rosé
    • Yes way, rosé
    • On Wednesdays, we drink pink
    • Home is where the wine is, so I’m definitely home here
    • Wine is my love language
    • It’s Wine o’clock!
    • Wine is bottled poetry
    • I decant even
    • We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.
    • Love at first sip
    • Let’s go wine tasting on the couch
    • Do I want a glass of wine? You bet Shiraz I do!
    • Pinot Noir or GTFO
    • Every time I open a bottle of wine, it is an amazing trip somewhere.
    • Where there’s a wine, there’s a way
    • Be there in a Prosecco
    • Put a cork in it!
    • Aged like a fine wine
    • Either give me more wine, or leave me alone.
    • Partners in wine
    • Every empty bottle is filled with a great story
    • I don’t complain, I just wine
    • I drink wine to sanitize my insides
    • Working nine to wine
    • Drink like there is Pinot tomorrow
    • Que Syrah, Syrah
    • Stop and smell the Rosé!
    • Everything happens for a Riesling
    • Yes way, Rosé!
    • Why have less scato when you can have Moscato?
    • Great minds drink alike!
    • Wine a little, laugh a lot
    • Wine improves with age, I improve with wine.
    • When I sip, you sip, we sip
    • Cheers to pour decisions!
    • It’s just another Malbec Monday!
    • I’m so grapeful for you!
    • I’ll never be Bordeaux of you
    • On Cloud Wine
    • Hakuna Moscato: it means drink wine
    • Sip, Sip, Hooray!
    • When you get hungover on wine, it’s called a grape depression
    • But first, wine
    • In vino veritas
    • I like to cook with wine, sometimes it even makes it into the food
    • When you know, Pinot
    • Tonight’s Forecast? 99% chance of Wine!
    • Wine adds a smile to friendship and a spark to love
    • Drink wine, feel fine
    • Red lips and wine sips
    • Uncork and unwind
    • Home is where the wine is
    • I’m outdoorsy, I drink wine on the patio
    • Sip me baby one more time!
    • Age gets better with wine
    • I’m not having a glass of wine, I’m having six. It’s called a tasting and it’s classy!
    • Take life one sip at a time
    • If you walk a mile in my shoes, you’ll end up at a wine bar
    • My birthstone is a wine cork
    • A day without wine is like….just kidding, I have no idea.
    • If you had to choose between drinking wine and being skinny, would you choose red, white, or rosé?
    • I’m a wine enthusiast, the more I drink, the more enthusiastic I become!
    • You call it boxed wine, I call it Cardbordeaux!
    • Spilling a glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.
    • Life is short, buy the good wine.
    • Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.
    • They should put more wine in a bottle so there’s enough for two people
    • A true friend reaches for your hand…and puts a glass of wine in it.
    • Start the day with a smile and finish it with Champagne.
    • Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
    • Champagne is always a good idea.
    • May all your pain be Champagne.
    • I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I’m in love and when I’m not.
    • I came, I saw, I Concord
    • Blink if you want wine
    • Stocked up on wine but fresh out of fucks.
    • I’m not a wine snob, I’m an awesommelier!
    • Let’s get Fizzical!
    • Do you know the way to Cabernet?
    • I’m gonna need a Napa after this.
    • Don’t Loire your standards.
    • You’re one in a Semillon!
    • Be kind. Be helpful. Bring wine.
    • I don’t give a sip!
    • Smile, there’s wine.
    • Wine and friends are a great blend.
    • You were my cup of tea. But I drink Champagne now.
    • It’s better to be full of wine than full of shit.
    • I don’t get drunk, I get less classy and more fun.
    • Two to 3 glasses of wine a day reduces your risk of giving a shit.
    • So who is this “Moderation” everyone tells me to drink with?
    • Go Chard or go home!
    • You can’t sip with us.
    • Be kind, re-wine.
    • Wine: the glue keeping this shit show together.
    • In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
    • If you combine wine and dinner= Winner!
    • Wine flies when you’re having fun.
    • Wine me up and watch me go!
    • You’re Tannat of Ten!
    • Girls just wanna have wine!
    • One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.
    • I felt once more how simple and frugal a thing is happiness: a glass of wine, a roast chestnut, a wretched little brazier, the sound of the sea. Nothing else.
    • Save water, drink wine
    • I don’t have a beer belly, I have a wine barrel.
    • Compromises are for relationships, not wine.
    • Wine not?
    • Oops! Did I buy wine instead of milk again?
    • Wine and chill
    • Wine is life.
    • Good friends and good wine
    • Save water, drink wine.
    • White wine all the time.
    • Wine flies when you are having fun
    • I need to re-wine my life.
    • Party now, adult later.
    • After drinking so much wine, I need a Napa!
    • I’ll be there in a prosecco!
    • Wine is my spirit animal.
    • Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
    • I need a huge glass of wine.
    • Coffee keeps me going until it’s acceptable to drink wine.
    • Always the right time for a glass of wine
    • But I’ve got a Blanc space baby
    • Wine-one-one my glass is empty
    • Gluten free. Dairy free. Fat Free. I love the wine diet!
    • Cozy nights are made for wine
    • Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?
    • Wine is the answer. What was the question?
    • Wine pairs nicely with good friends
    • Working nine to wine
    • Great minds drink alike
    • Slay all day then cabernet
    • Read between the wines
    • Vino Vidi Vici
    • The best way to learn about wine is by drinking
    • A nice glass of wine makes everything better
    • Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic
    • A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine
    • I wish someone would look at me the same way I look at wine
    • No wine left behind
    • It’s always 5 o’clock somewhere!
    • I’m on cloud wine.
    • Wine is a constant reminder that life is good
    • Red, wine, and booze
    • Wine is the most civilized thing in the world
    • Tonight’s forecast… 99% chance of wine
    • Life is too short to drink bad wine

    Summary

    With over 200 different quotes, captions and puns to choose from you now have everything you need to let your friends and family know exactly how much of a wine lover you are. 

    Your instagram need never be lacking in wine inspiration ever again, and you can even drop some of these quotes and puns into your next wine tasting event to really get the small talk going.

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    philip thompson Author: Philip Thompson
    Philip is the General Manager at Expert Wine Storage, and is very knowledgable about all things relating to wine and wine storage, including wine fridges. He is regularly featured in media outlets sharing his knowledge on wine. Connect on Linkedin